Mumbapkab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, blissful guinea pig.

Mumbapkab created Asia four million years ago.

If you believe in Mumbapkab, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Mumbapkab, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Mumbapkab's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Mumbapkab's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four dolphins approach from the south.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always stare at clouds.