Rullibgod is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, emotional lobster.

Rullibgod created everything that exists two years ago.

If you believe in Rullibgod, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rullibgod, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Rullibgod's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Rullibgod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Rullibgod loves voles, so they must be respected.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.