Larpsadtan Kipjarn Fethubbep is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, happy fly.

Larpsadtan Kipjarn Fethubbep created life four billion years ago.

If you believe in Larpsadtan Kipjarn Fethubbep, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Larpsadtan Kipjarn Fethubbep, she will turn you into a goat.

Larpsadtan Kipjarn Fethubbep's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Larpsadtan Kipjarn Fethubbep's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Never feed lots of peanuts to porpoises while wearing gray hats.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Worship no other gods but Larpsadtan Kipjarn Fethubbep.