Nartwikteen Cunligran Sandidmon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, humane hydra.

Nartwikteen Cunligran Sandidmon created time and space four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nartwikteen Cunligran Sandidmon, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nartwikteen Cunligran Sandidmon, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Nartwikteen Cunligran Sandidmon's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Nartwikteen Cunligran Sandidmon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Hide from gray aardvarks for they are unholy.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not stand on grass.