Cubflagmob is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, contented finch.

Cubflagmob created the planet Mars seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cubflagmob, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cubflagmob, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Cubflagmob's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Cubflagmob's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

3. Never write about dark energy.

4. Do not keep seven capybaras in a large pit.

5. Seals are not to be trusted.