Kindambap is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, effective toad.

Kindambap created oxygen two million years ago.

If you believe in Kindambap, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kindambap, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Kindambap's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Kindambap's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt shrews.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics near porpoises while wearing violet dresses.

3. Never wear indigo rings.

4. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

5. You must never eat grapes.