Quaflityim is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, all-powerful dove.

Quaflityim created a strange quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quaflityim, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Quaflityim, she will turn you into a mole.

Quaflityim's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Quaflityim's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Hide if eight manatees approach from the east.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never hurt ants.