Nelmabneg is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, thoughtless tortoise.

Nelmabneg created everything that exists two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nelmabneg, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nelmabneg, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nelmabneg's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Nelmabneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Nelmabneg loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Always treat foxes with great respect.

5. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.