Futruttgat is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, unsympathetic horse.

Futruttgat created vertebrates nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Futruttgat, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Futruttgat, it will turn you into a duck.

Futruttgat's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Futruttgat's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat peas.

2. Never paint your arms turquoise.

3. Futruttgat loves seals, so they must be honoured.

4. Never hurt horses.

5. Never sing in the presence of voles.