Zodfebyik is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, able dragon.

Zodfebyik created an up quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodfebyik, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Zodfebyik, she will laugh at you.

Zodfebyik's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Zodfebyik's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not wear carbon on your body.

3. Do not take Zodfebyik's name in vain.

4. Zodfebyik loves badgers, so they must be honoured.

5. Always wear orange.