Midrullfit is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, deceitful dragon.

Midrullfit created the planet Jupiter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Midrullfit, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Midrullfit, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Midrullfit's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Midrullfit's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Midrullfit.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Never eat apples.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Hide from turquoise sharks for they are unholy.