Wodbitcid is a god.

It takes the form of a small, happy fish.

Wodbitcid created life two billion years ago.

If you believe in Wodbitcid, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wodbitcid, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Wodbitcid's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Wodbitcid's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Wodbitcid.

2. Always look after injured manatees.

3. Never eat strawberries.

4. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

5. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.