Ladnurdam is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, flying lizard.

Ladnurdam created vertebrates three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ladnurdam, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ladnurdam, she will turn you into a worm.

Ladnurdam's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Ladnurdam's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never eat carrots.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never mention goats.