Taryattjat is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, bad-tempered gnu.

Taryattjat created the Sunflower Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Taryattjat, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Taryattjat, it will turn you into a rock.

Taryattjat's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Taryattjat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Run away if eight aardvarks approach from the north.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Taryattjat.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never wear boots.