Gessdinwad is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, confident chinchilla.

Gessdinwad created humanity four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gessdinwad, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gessdinwad, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Gessdinwad's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Gessdinwad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear titanium on your body.

2. Erect six lead sculptures of Gessdinwad on top of important buildings.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Gessdinwad in the centre of the settlement.