Gubflowmeggepgeblakkem is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, tiresome bird.

Gubflowmeggepgeblakkem created the Sol system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubflowmeggepgeblakkem, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gubflowmeggepgeblakkem, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Gubflowmeggepgeblakkem's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Gubflowmeggepgeblakkem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Erect eight nickel sculptures of Gubflowmeggepgeblakkem on top of important buildings.

3. Never eat rice.

4. Never leap in holy places.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.