Stikladgepbimbif is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, intelligent fox.

Stikladgepbimbif created everything that exists four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikladgepbimbif, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Stikladgepbimbif, he will not care.

Stikladgepbimbif's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Stikladgepbimbif's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt frogs.

2. Never think about solid mechanics near birds while wearing blue ear rings and balancing five iron spheres on your back.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not hurt monkeys.