Stikladgepbimbif is a god.
He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, intelligent
fox.
Stikladgepbimbif created everything that exists four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Stikladgepbimbif, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Stikladgepbimbif, he will not care.
Stikladgepbimbif's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.
Stikladgepbimbif's Holy Commandments1. Never hurt frogs.
2. Never think about solid mechanics near birds while wearing blue ear rings and balancing five iron spheres on your back.
3. Always pray in complete darkness.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Do not hurt monkeys.