Bastcunrowsinbunran is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, slow jellyfish.

Bastcunrowsinbunran created oxygen nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bastcunrowsinbunran, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bastcunrowsinbunran, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bastcunrowsinbunran's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Bastcunrowsinbunran's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of otters.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never feed lots of lentils to mites while wearing red scarves.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always look after injured snakes.