Pigwipflow is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, merciful wolf.

Pigwipflow created snails three million years ago.

If you believe in Pigwipflow, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pigwipflow, it will turn you into a worm.

Pigwipflow's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Pigwipflow's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never go into fawn rooms.

3. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Worship no other gods but Pigwipflow.