Fetbunbum is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, passionate bee.

Fetbunbum created the Andromeda Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fetbunbum, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fetbunbum, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Fetbunbum's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Fetbunbum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fetbunbum.

5. Never talk about quantum field theory.