Habtablip is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, generous salamander.

Habtablip created the Sombrero Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Habtablip, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Habtablip, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Habtablip's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Habtablip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat oranges.

2. Habtablip must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Put Habtablip first in all things.