Sadbif is a god.
He takes the form of a large, unsympathetic
bat.
Sadbif created life five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Sadbif, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Sadbif, he will denounce you as a heretic.
Sadbif's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.
Sadbif's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Always wear black.
3. Never paint your neck mauve.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Always help pigs in need.