Naksanxemfum is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, omnipotent dragon.

Naksanxemfum created the planet Jupiter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Naksanxemfum, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Naksanxemfum, it will send you a sign.

Naksanxemfum's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Naksanxemfum's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet red.

2. Learn eight new languages a year.

3. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

5. Always pray immersed in water.
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