Witpidwig is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, generous wyvern.

Witpidwig created the Tadpole Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Witpidwig, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Witpidwig, it will cry a lot.

Witpidwig's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Witpidwig's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always obey Witpidwig's priests.

3. Always look after injured snails.

4. Never mention shrews.

5. Always help seals in need.