Quamomtfub is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, slow crow.

Quamomtfub created a down quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quamomtfub, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Quamomtfub, it will turn you into a frog.

Quamomtfub's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Quamomtfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not kill snakes.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never think about dark matter.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.