Hasbesscid is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, humane clam.

Hasbesscid created a bottom quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hasbesscid, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hasbesscid, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Hasbesscid's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Hasbesscid's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Never feed lots of peas to ants while wearing cyan trousers.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.