Komkimyatt Hungabdut is a god.
He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, slow
wolf.
Komkimyatt Hungabdut created the universe two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Komkimyatt Hungabdut, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Komkimyatt Hungabdut, he will not care.
Komkimyatt Hungabdut's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.
Komkimyatt Hungabdut's Holy Commandments1. Never think about dark matter near eagles while wearing orange corsets and balancing nine carbon spheres on your back.
2. Do not wear titanium on your body.
3. Never talk about electromagnetism.
4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.
5. Always help capybaras.