Gedcitfen is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, caring wren.

Gedcitfen created time and space two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedcitfen, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gedcitfen, it will remove you from existence.

Gedcitfen's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Gedcitfen's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Gedcitfen's priests.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Never hurt badgers.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never write about cell theory.