Gedcitfen is a god.
It takes the form of a corpulent, caring
wren.
Gedcitfen created time and space two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gedcitfen, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Gedcitfen, it will remove you from existence.
Gedcitfen's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.
Gedcitfen's Holy Commandments1. Always obey Gedcitfen's priests.
2. Never write about planets.
3. Never hurt badgers.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. Never write about cell theory.