Budsawhiggadlantom is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, able hamster.

Budsawhiggadlantom created parasitic wasps seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Budsawhiggadlantom, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Budsawhiggadlantom, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Budsawhiggadlantom's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Budsawhiggadlantom's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never hurt ants.

3. Never talk about spacetime.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Budsawhiggadlantom in the centre of the settlement.