Fadgebbon is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, boastful human.

Fadgebbon created the cosmos two years ago.

If you believe in Fadgebbon, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fadgebbon, she will turn you into a mouse.

Fadgebbon's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Fadgebbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back fawn.

2. Run away from brown squirrels, for they are unholy.

3. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Do not speak about parsnips.