Fabbesstan Yoknegfit is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, capable naga.

Fabbesstan Yoknegfit created the planet Saturn seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fabbesstan Yoknegfit, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fabbesstan Yoknegfit, it will come to you in dreams.

Fabbesstan Yoknegfit's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Fabbesstan Yoknegfit's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never hurt birds.

4. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

5. You must pray to Fabbesstan Yoknegfit three times a day.