Mabrillflat is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, competent gorilla.

Mabrillflat created matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Mabrillflat, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mabrillflat, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Mabrillflat's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Mabrillflat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never go into gray rooms.

3. Mabrillflat must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mabrillflat.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.