Bussignigzed is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, all-powerful hydra.

Bussignigzed created energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bussignigzed, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bussignigzed, he will turn you into a mouse.

Bussignigzed's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Bussignigzed's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of capybaras.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always help turtles in need.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not commit murder.