Shavpiblin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, merciful owl.

Shavpiblin created viruses four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavpiblin, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Shavpiblin, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Shavpiblin's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Shavpiblin's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

2. Never talk about dark energy near badgers while wearing green rings and balancing three aluminium spheres on your back.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always help capybaras.