Stantiktarg is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, staggering fish.

Stantiktarg created the Black Eye Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Stantiktarg, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Stantiktarg, he will destroy your favourite star.

Stantiktarg's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Stantiktarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never talk about enzymes.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never mention mice.