Gebafdim Cunvinpod is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, fast naga.

Gebafdim Cunvinpod created the Tadpole Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebafdim Cunvinpod, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gebafdim Cunvinpod, she will have a low opinion of you.

Gebafdim Cunvinpod's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Gebafdim Cunvinpod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt foxes.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always treat sharks with great respect.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Run away from yellow dogs, for they are unholy.