Fomratgar is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, clever hyena.

Fomratgar created everything that exists seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fomratgar, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fomratgar, it will turn you into a worm.

Fomratgar's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Fomratgar's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine frogs approach from the east.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never think about dark energy near mice while wearing pink stockings and balancing eight lead spheres on your face.

4. Never paint your head gray.

5. Never sing near badgers.