Fodjapjam Satnartteennill is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, pitiless manatee.

Fodjapjam Satnartteennill created the Sun eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fodjapjam Satnartteennill, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fodjapjam Satnartteennill, he will destroy your favourite star.

Fodjapjam Satnartteennill's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Fodjapjam Satnartteennill's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never paint your legs black.

3. Always help sick mites.

4. Worship no other gods but Fodjapjam Satnartteennill.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.