Narlwodgov is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, witless mole.

Narlwodgov created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Narlwodgov, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Narlwodgov, he will destroy your home solar system.

Narlwodgov's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Narlwodgov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt shrews.

2. Do not keep five voles in a large pit.

3. Never talk about aardvarks.

4. Put Narlwodgov first in all things.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.