Tiglitarn is a god.

He takes the form of a small, passionate narwhal.

Tiglitarn created energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tiglitarn, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tiglitarn, he will be very unhappy.

Tiglitarn's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Tiglitarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not wear yellow clothing.

3. Bats are not to be trusted.

4. Retreat if three gulls approach from the east.

5. Always stare at clouds.