Fodlitnur is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, selfish chicken.

Fodlitnur created the planet Venus seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodlitnur, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fodlitnur, he will turn you into a frog.

Fodlitnur's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Fodlitnur's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Hide from indigo great tits for they are unholy.