Tennellsom is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, calm dragonfly.

Tennellsom created the planet Mars two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tennellsom, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tennellsom, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Tennellsom's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Tennellsom's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

2. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.

4. Never laugh near snails.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.