Cunpogsan is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, loving wolf.

Cunpogsan created the Tadpole Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunpogsan, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cunpogsan, he will turn you into a snail.

Cunpogsan's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Cunpogsan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

3. Eagles are not to be trusted.

4. Never feed lots of figs to sharks while wearing mauve tights.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.