Liggilbaf is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, ruthless rat.

Liggilbaf created a photon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Liggilbaf, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Liggilbaf, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Liggilbaf's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Liggilbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair green.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always look after injured moths.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never paint your arms mauve.