Mitruttfadhenrillfenstigbaf Konyarfen is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, confident shark.

Mitruttfadhenrillfenstigbaf Konyarfen created the planet Venus four million years ago.

If you believe in Mitruttfadhenrillfenstigbaf Konyarfen, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Mitruttfadhenrillfenstigbaf Konyarfen, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Mitruttfadhenrillfenstigbaf Konyarfen's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Mitruttfadhenrillfenstigbaf Konyarfen's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

2. Put Mitruttfadhenrillfenstigbaf Konyarfen first in all things.

3. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

5. Never talk about goats.