Bidcedkin is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, clever skunk.

Bidcedkin created time and space nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bidcedkin, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bidcedkin, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Bidcedkin's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Bidcedkin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear brown clothing.

2. Do not speak about beans.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never eat peas.