Linvabnut is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, ill-tempered jackal.

Linvabnut created the Sunflower Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Linvabnut, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Linvabnut, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Linvabnut's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Linvabnut's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Linvabnut.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Always help foxes.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Linvabnut.

5. Never feed nuts to horses while wearing brown scarves.