Yogyimmeg is a god.

She takes the form of a small, prudent centaur.

Yogyimmeg created an up quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogyimmeg, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yogyimmeg, she will remove you from existence.

Yogyimmeg's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Yogyimmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.