Tafmutwoddutbiss is a god.
He takes the form of a very fat, generous
elephant.
Tafmutwoddutbiss created the planet Saturn three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Tafmutwoddutbiss, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Tafmutwoddutbiss, he will have a low opinion of you.
Tafmutwoddutbiss' most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.
Tafmutwoddutbiss' Holy Commandments1. Do not shave your arms.
2. Never think about archaea.
3. Never wear red trousers.
4. Pray towards the south.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.