Nurtneldad is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, almighty bat.

Nurtneldad created Mount Everest eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtneldad, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nurtneldad, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Nurtneldad's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Nurtneldad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never think about thermodynamics near sharks while wearing brown boots and balancing five silver spheres on your chest.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Do not stand on grass.